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| I bet half of you didn't just get the reference I made there. That was a play on the old game Lemmings. The sequel to it was called Oh No More Lemmings! Heh, I'm funny. Well, I really have few people who ever bother to read my stuff anymore, but I have hope. I really wanna get a second computer and run it as a server in my apartment and have a little Niceguy website up and running. Then, what few readers I have left can visit it and I will feel popular. Anywho, I promised M&N eons ago that they would get there answer, and darnit, get it they will. So withouit any further procrastination: 1) Niceguy, what if The X-men couldn't save lives anymore because of some kind of anti life saving law, What kinds of jobs would they all have? This is actually kinda crazy, cause if you think about it, the law doesn't say anything about an anti-life taking law, so the bad mutants would just keep doing what they was doing. Also the X-men are vigilantes, and technically illegal anyway. But for the sake of argument, lets say that the evil mutants felt some kinda post-partem depression from finding out that they no longer had an enemy and they all moved to wisconsin and ate cheese until they died of heart attacks from the cholesterol. Or something along those lines. What would the good mutants do? Every one of them would do something different I think. Cyclops would open a chain of fast food restaraunts, where the food was cooked by mutant eye-beams, or any other similar power. He would call it Mutant Burger. Despite its name, it will have massive success on account of his decision to cook everything right at the table...with his eyes...I'd eat there. Jean Grey would open up a phone in psychic hotlines. Since she was a confimed psychic, everyone would believe her predictions. This is ironic since after the law, she would become so dissilusioned that she would make all her predictions based on coin tosses and tarot cards. Ironically, she would still be right more often than Miss Cleo. Wolverine would end up working as a can opener in a hawaiian resort. His sole task would be to keep his claw still, as waiters opened whatever drinks that people asked for on them. Oddly, this would turn out to be the best job that wolverine would ever have and as a result, he would find inner peace and take up yoga and painting. 10 years after the law was passed, a resort guest would actually mention the words 'pleasant' and 'Gabe Logan' in the same sentance. It would be another 2 before anyone actually used pleasant to describe Gabe Logan. Phew, I need to take a break, also I need to go out. So I will post this as part one. If anyone has a favorite mutant (good or evil, we can pretend they don't like cheese or something) I will try to include it in the next (or the one after that) installment. Peace! Niceguy Out! | | |
| It seems the entire internet is against me. I tried to write a happy blog, answering those questions that went unanswered over the last several months, but the internet in the entire building went out. Seriously now; as a person who's life is electronics and all things geeky, I think that I am being unfairly abused. All I have is my one season of dexter on my computer to keep me occupied. IT'S MADNESS! Anyhoo. I am going on leave on thursday for 3 weeks, so I will try to get one decent post out tomorrow to keep you all satisfied until my return. Nick | | |
| If my computer could talk, this is the conversation we would have:
"Hey computer, could you access the internet please?"
"Why don't YOU access the internet?!"
"Um....because I am a flesh-being and lack the necessary electronic organs for intenet reception?"
"Sounds like whining to me, stop whining! no internet for you!"
"PLEASE?"
"nope....but hey look! freecell! you like freecell right? play some freecell."
"but I want to check e-mails"
"FREECELL!"
And it would go on like this. The point I am trying to make is
that my computer clearly hates wireless internet and is punishing me
for ever installing a wireless card. Stoopid computer.
This being said, I still plan to put out more blogs, they will just be somewhat more rare than they could have been.
There will definitely be one before the end of the weekend. I solemnly promise.
Niceguy Out!
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| Hey folks, I have been without the internet for nigh on 2 whole months now, but never fear! I should be getting plugged back in in a week or so! Woot! I will start my answers back up very soon, with answers to those questions that have not yet been answered! YAY! Niceguy! P.S. M&N, stay tuned, your answer is coming! It's been burning in my mind for a long time, and it's gonna be its own super-post. Don't be drinking when you read it, cause you are gonna spray it out your nose if you do. | | |
| I still have 4 days until the "One month since I last posted" mark. Hah, beat the system.
Anyhoo, since it is evident that school is bent on either breaking me or making me a zombie, it may yet be some time before I finish writing this post I've had stewing. So in the spirit of keeping you hungry readers sated, I offer up one of the questions for the special 10th episode, I will finish the rest at an undisclosed later date.
Here it is, unedited as it has been sitting on my desktop for almost a month:
Admit it, it's okay. I missed me too.
SO are you all excited?! 'Cause here we go! The 10th and arguably most
decimal episode yet of
NICEGUY SPEAKS! (echo echo echo)
Question 1:
Niceguy, what if pets had parties when people weren't
around?
I actually know the answer to this question. It is not
a what if... they DO have parties when people aren't around. You see,
most neighborhoods always have a pet rodent of some kind, like a mouse or a
gerbil or something. These guys are the brains of the parties. They
keep track of all the humans' schedules and such. They call up the other
animals on their animal sized cell phones (side-note on that, animals are WAY
ahead of us on technology...and they ain't sharing!) and they tell everyone:
"Yo's, we be partying it up tomorrow! The humans is out
for the day! Rabbit, you got drinks, cat's on tunes!"
and everyone gathers, and they sing rap songs and drink animal drinks.
You may be thinking "Niceguy, I never leave my house, I
am too busy waiting for a new episode to come out! My animal never attends
these parties then?" Haha, remember when I said they were
technologically superior to us? Three words: Tiny, Web and Camera.
Thats right, they party by proxy!
So now you know. Next time you find a tiny bottle of Martguerita mix, and
a buncha tiny sombreros, you know who done it.
Question #2:
Niceguy, what was your favourite moment so far at RMC?
Bar none, that would have to be the Obstacle course.
See cause memory has a high pain threshold, so in my memory, I actually
recall having fun at it. And in a way I did. If you've never seen
an RMC obstacle course, I recommend it next September/October.
Question #3:
What if you could bring any fictional character to life? Who
would it be and why?
So I will answer that question in full next time I post. For now, try and think of some new questions. The next episode (after I finish fully answering this one) will be "Niceguy, whats the deal with...?"
Have a good one everyone
Niceguy Out!
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